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  1. #1

    W o m a n VS Men

    W o m a n
    :shag:
    If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
    If you don't, you are not a man
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
    If you don't, you are good for nothing
    If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing
    If you don't you are not understanding
    If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring
    If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing
    If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
    If you don't, you are a dull boy
    If you are jealous, she says it's bad
    If you don't, she thinks you don't love her
    If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
    If you don't, she thinks you don't like her
    If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
    If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage
    If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
    If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics
    If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring
    If she talks, she wants you to listen
    If you listen, she wants you to talk

    In Short:
    So simple, yet so complex
    So weak, yet so powerful
    So confusing, yet so desirable ...women!

    MEN
    :roll:
    If you kiss him, he kisses you back
    If you don't, he patiently waits
    If you praise him, he says thanks you
    If you don't, he feels secure in your love
    If you agree to all his likes, you have met your fantasy man
    If you don't, you still get along
    If you visit him often, he welcomes you every time
    If you don't, he'll visit you instead
    If you are well dressed, he says you are beautiful
    If you don't, you are still beautiful
    If you are jealous, he reassures you and holds you
    If you're not, he gives you no reason to be
    If you kiss him once in a while, he's appreciative of your affection
    If you kiss him often, he will always have you on his mind
    If you stare at another man, he knows that you're only admiring
    If he is stared by other women you know why-he's one hot babe
    If you talk, he'll always listen
    If you listen, he'll tell you anything you want to know

    In short:
    So complex, yet so direct
    So strong, yet so supportive
    So dazzling, yet so humble
    So passionate, yet so marvelous....MEN!

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  3. #2
    Epic win for man

  4. #3

  5. #4
    this ain' even funny.

  6. #5
    My wife in a nutshell lol

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    W o m a n VS Men iseeyou's Avatar
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    eternal struggle

  8. #7
    Man wins here

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